yum dinger

1. a soft plastic lure, commonly used for bass

2. a penis

"I poke the hook through the head of my yum dinger."

by Billy and Bobby May 17, 2006

Chron dangles

the weed that looks lime green and white that smells like a skunk.. now thats some dangles wooooweee

im fuckin baked me n alex just smoked some chron dangles

by TYLERAKAMONGO July 26, 2006

dingleberry

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007

Dingleberry Plow

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.

Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.

by BGDH January 28, 2008

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008

apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.

"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "

by nuartraws July 23, 2011

Clit Dangler

a man that can not penetrate a woman properly, resulting in a dangling action.

Scott, "Bro, you bang the blondie last night?"
Eric, "Nah bro, i had a huge clit dangler."

by ALYSSASARAHMEGAN November 15, 2010