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by hellohowareyouiambored June 20, 2022

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022

Angus and Coote

Australian rhyming slang for root.

Often shortened to Angus.

“Old baz was on the piss last night and ending up getting an Angus and coote.”

“I’m headed out on the town, see if I can’t pull an Angus.”

by Tiwimose January 12, 2023

Cuzz's Cooter Juice

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.

Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.

by Legal Services January 30, 2023

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023