Any combination of singing country songs, wearing cowboy hats, talking or chatting with attractive ladies on a LIVE STREAM.
by anonymous October 20, 2022
Get the Country Tok mug.a person who has no life because they live in the rural United States, far away from urban civilization. these people wish for nothing more than to experience the urban lifestyle, to live in a walkable city where they can experience a more diverse cultural landscape and actually go to social events to meet other people like themselves, which can be perceived as exceedingly rare or absent in rural areas.
particularly common with queer people and kids who came home after attending college in a big city.
particularly common with queer people and kids who came home after attending college in a big city.
"told a countrycel I live within walking distance of an art house theatre and they had an aneurysm and died"
by struggle_succubus December 23, 2022
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Someone who streams on GROWLr and has completely worthless content, usually can't sing, can't play an instrument - as evidenced by the fact that the guitar that they fondle isn't plugged in. Delivers prissy unconvincing growls and noises of attempted manhood, actually the biggest sparkly priss on the planet.
Damn, I cannot believe what a CountryBear this guy is - he would be better off to stream while he is asleep.
by Balooey Baloo December 25, 2022
Get the CountryBear mug.Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
by Fat chihuahua December 26, 2022
Get the Country Fuckboy mug.Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023
Get the COUNTRY BLUMPKIN mug.A Robben-Barren sociopath who steals happiness, roasts others in negativity consistently, neglects others continuously. While also blaming others for there own faults. With no financial budgeting skills.
Those Country Rich Faggots with the squatted truck and a crew of potheads who disregards and cuts throughs traffic blasting stanky droopy watery tunes while reckoning havock on the highway.
by eyetried January 10, 2023
Get the Country Rich Faggots mug.I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
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