Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).

Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

by lormaak April 3, 2009

Bluefield State College

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.

TO HELL WITH BLUEFIELD STATE COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

by Stan.Ford.Grad.2013 September 30, 2012

salvatorian roman catholic college

Where non evolved boys live. To identify them u must simply look at there short height and smol cocks. Legend has it if u look at the face u will be scarred with a long term condition called salvos disease the reason why the sacred heart language college have turned lesbian or at least bi.

U see him he comes from salvatorian roman catholic college
Me: have u got salvo disease? :/

by Kick me loser bish April 27, 2020

Idiot College

The University (sic) of Georgia

Idiot: "I wanna apply fo a job"
Potential Employer: "Which college did you attend?"
Idiot: "UGA, go dawgs arf arf arf arf"
...
Potential Employer: "We don't accept people from an idiot college"

by ramblin wreck February 8, 2009

Hope College

Small, conservative college in Western Michigan. Has an odd preoccupation with wooden clogs.

Your sister goes to Hope College, right? Yeah, she wants to get her MRS.

by dutchgirl03 October 16, 2009

Sweet Briar College

possiblly the greatest collection of girls in America and beyond. Known for beauty, class, and personality, these girls top those from all other schools, especially Longwood. As opposed to other college girls, Sweet Briar girls actually know how to get (and KEEP) men and not whore around on a daily basis. The girls, being from families of prestige and honor, take care of themselves, and because they always look breathtaking, are instantly hated on by other, uglier girls from "regular universities". Sweet Briar girls do not lie, cheat, or steal. They are prime examples of what every woman should strive to be. If you think our campus is beautiful, wait until you see our girls!!!

"Longwood to bed, Sweet Briar to wed"
Guys date girls from Sweet Briar College because they don't want they're dicks to fall off from LU girl's diseases

by MMFNKJ April 6, 2009

college works painting

A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!

I was a painter and i got paid very little for hard work!
DONT DO IT!

College works painting is crap

by Maciej Szczepański June 25, 2009