closet nigga

A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.

Look at that closet nigga's Janet Jackson poster, it's getting whiter than he is!

by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 21, 2003

out of the closet

to go from sexual ambiguity to homosexuality

Dean came out of the closet.

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

Closet Studying

The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.

I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.

by Agent63 February 28, 2011

closet drunk

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.

Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.

by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

Clos

An affordable but classy boxed wine made in the Chilean valleys of Pirque. Comes in four varieties, suitable for any occasion. May not be approved by the French.

Keeping it clossy.

Damn Capresha how much clos you hittin up these days?!

The clos went down smoothly as he lay his rough hands on her delicate breasts.

by Latinstallion January 9, 2014

clone

A girl who wears glasses for looks and does not need them. Who has a bad attitude and is a bossy bitch.

She got a pair of fake glasses just like everyone else. She's turned into another clone.

by chesti October 12, 2014