Smell check
When you secretly sniff you fingers after fingering a girl for the purpose of knowing if it is safe to eat her out or not.
Smell check by Fluff Nasty March 26, 2009
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spruce creek fly in
A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.
spruce creek fly in by space captain November 23, 2018
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stoney creek
the one place where everyone just walks around the parks and down the streets looking for weed. all day, everyday, we just look for weed and smoke it in one of the many forests or down by the lake in Winona. but there are always assholes who try and make you stop and get out of the forests, but we just tell them to fuck off.
<1> "yo whats goin down"
<2> "wanna chill in stoney creek and look for bud?"
<1> "sure"
<3> "you shouldn't do that!"
<1> "fuck off"
<2> "wanna chill in stoney creek and look for bud?"
<1> "sure"
<3> "you shouldn't do that!"
<1> "fuck off"
stoney creek by creeks September 21, 2007
stimulus check
I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure
stimulus check by azycray ron May 13, 2009
star check
starcheck or starchecking, it is the act of calling someone on restricted (dialing *67 before the number) to check if they are ignoring your texts or not
christy: dayum why isnt oak texting back?
kate: i dont know star check him to see if he is ignoring you!
christy: good idea kat!
kate: i dont know star check him to see if he is ignoring you!
christy: good idea kat!
star check by champaigne October 22, 2011
Stalker Check
Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
Stalker Check by AdamskiAnnihilation August 6, 2009
up shit creek without a paddle
When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.
I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
wrong situation
wrong situation
up shit creek without a paddle by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015