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Sauce Bread

The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.
Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.

Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.

Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
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lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.
**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014
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Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.
by Rockslinga September 20, 2016
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the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016
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ill-bread

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread
by Woodntknow July 30, 2016
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microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.
I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.
by Jmmmmal May 14, 2016
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Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.
I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!
by Oneoffourfourskins May 13, 2017
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