Blast

1. Similar to wicked, or lit.
2. Means to suck, or lame

1. I have a girlfriend. “That’s blast”
2. I can’t come to the party, “That’s blast” or “blast”

by Y/NonBlast October 11, 2019

Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

Blast

To go full out or over indulge.

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I need to blast tonight.
I'm so hungry I could blast some food right now.
She's so hot, I could blast her.

by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019

finger blasting

when your fingers are bigger than your penis

“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”

by heiwhduxhehw May 15, 2018

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman

"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"

by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017