Short bastard

Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim

My brother is such a short bastard

by King baby 12 January 31, 2022

Rat Bastard

Someone who knowingly, willingly, and deliberately cutting you off while you are driving.

“That Rat Bastard cut me off for no reason!”

by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023

bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.

"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"

by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 1, 2021

Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person

Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger June 11, 2017

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard

Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.

by Max-501 December 24, 2025