Tommy-pick a bastard 

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

Tommy-pick a bastard by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard 

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

Tommy-pick a bastard by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2016

Half faced bastard 

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

Half faced bastard by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

Cunty twatty bastard 

A person who really fucks you off, well and truly

That cunty twatty bastard has really pissed me off

Cunty twatty bastard by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017

born again bastard 

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.

Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.

born again bastard by MrsPez December 3, 2017

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north 

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Butler the bastard 

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

Butler the bastard by Friction Burns July 29, 2018