Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good
Fake friend: but I look good
by Itzyogirlk December 08, 2016
Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?
Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
by repeat November 16, 2007
1)An asian person who is brought up in Western culture at birth and has no root connections with his/her cultural language, attire, and dislikes oriental foods.
2) An asian person who lacks intellectual skills in math and sciences (and other skills) compared to the average asian.
3) A person who is of asian background but his/her appearances changes from time to time and/or can be manipulated by wearing African American/ Gino/Gina Italia clothing confusing others.
4) Usually an asian person found hanging around with people or places of other cultures than an asian group of "fobs" listening and speaking in asian language(s) i.e. Cantonese.
5) A person who is only partly asian.
2) An asian person who lacks intellectual skills in math and sciences (and other skills) compared to the average asian.
3) A person who is of asian background but his/her appearances changes from time to time and/or can be manipulated by wearing African American/ Gino/Gina Italia clothing confusing others.
4) Usually an asian person found hanging around with people or places of other cultures than an asian group of "fobs" listening and speaking in asian language(s) i.e. Cantonese.
5) A person who is only partly asian.
Examples:
1) person A: Yo that asian girl's soo white washed.
person B: I know man...she doesn't even have that Chinese-English accent..plus she's never brought rice for lunch...in fact i doubt she eats rice at all...
2) Gram: Yo Tom how do I calculate the moles of barium sulfate?
Tom: man, that's the WORST question you could ask me.
Mark: OH menng...don't ask him that, its got math and chem in it...he's such a fake asian, you need like Steve Lee to do that.
Tom: w/e man, I'm more asian than you'll ever will be.
Mark: oh.
3) Ben: Yo check out that asian!
Mike: I dunno man, she looks half aise...maybe her dad's Italian or something...plus she's wearing all that Puma.
4) Tian: Yo Huan let's go to Pmall today at the arcade for some DDR.
Huan: nah man, sry..Pmall's not my style...I'm gonna go ill with the others, prolly goin to EC downtown. Plus I like In The Groove better.
5) Hi, my name is Ryushi LaPointe.
1) person A: Yo that asian girl's soo white washed.
person B: I know man...she doesn't even have that Chinese-English accent..plus she's never brought rice for lunch...in fact i doubt she eats rice at all...
2) Gram: Yo Tom how do I calculate the moles of barium sulfate?
Tom: man, that's the WORST question you could ask me.
Mark: OH menng...don't ask him that, its got math and chem in it...he's such a fake asian, you need like Steve Lee to do that.
Tom: w/e man, I'm more asian than you'll ever will be.
Mark: oh.
3) Ben: Yo check out that asian!
Mike: I dunno man, she looks half aise...maybe her dad's Italian or something...plus she's wearing all that Puma.
4) Tian: Yo Huan let's go to Pmall today at the arcade for some DDR.
Huan: nah man, sry..Pmall's not my style...I'm gonna go ill with the others, prolly goin to EC downtown. Plus I like In The Groove better.
5) Hi, my name is Ryushi LaPointe.
by Motta March 07, 2007
A person who is ignorant of traditional "nerdy" things, and is ignorant of their own ignorance. Give these people a break! Instead of being mean about it, inform them about these things! Ignorance is not the same thing as stupidity, so don't beat these poor people up for it. It just gives you an chance to talk more about your "nerdy" interests and encourage them to learn more.
A: She's such a fake nerd!
B: Shut up! She's a nice person. She provably doesn't even know she's a "fake nerd"
B: Shut up! She's a nice person. She provably doesn't even know she's a "fake nerd"
by SGE4LIFE February 11, 2018
To fake punch someone is to appear as though you are striking them, but not actually connecting. The recipient of the fake punch acts dramaticaly as though they were really punched. The intention of the fake punch is to draw attention to ones selves.
Jamie fake-punched Chris and he fell to the ground thus drawing much attention.
I am going to fake punch Chris in the pub.
I am going to fake punch Chris in the pub.
by Jamie jamie jamie November 13, 2007
by hehebuegejwhe August 16, 2021
Someone who thinks and pretends they are someone or somethings #1 fan, but really, they know nothing about it/them except basic knowledge.
Alexa: "OMG I love Selena Gomez! I swear, I'm her biggest fan!"
Me: "Really what is your favorite song?"
Alexa: "Back To You is my fave!"
Me: "Oh really? My fave is Sad Serenade."
Alexa: "Oh I don't know that one. I just know what is on the radio."
Me thinking to myself: "Wow she's such a fake fan, she barely knows any Selena Gomez songs."
Me: "Really what is your favorite song?"
Alexa: "Back To You is my fave!"
Me: "Oh really? My fave is Sad Serenade."
Alexa: "Oh I don't know that one. I just know what is on the radio."
Me thinking to myself: "Wow she's such a fake fan, she barely knows any Selena Gomez songs."
by avaroth March 01, 2019