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I DID YOUR MOM 

A common insult...unless you really did fuck someones mom...
Oh yeah..well...I DID YOUR MOM. BURN
I DID YOUR MOM by pooturboot November 13, 2007

i banged your mom 

It's a reply to an annoying person or the best way to get people to shut the fuck up
Mom: what did you do today?
Me: I banged your mom

A random guy: Do I know you?
Me: I banged your mom

I Am your mom 

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".
A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.
I Am your mom by jampot August 20, 2006

i fucked your mom

Richie, I fucked your mom
i fucked your mom by gayvoodka November 24, 2019

That's what your mom said 

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"

Yeet your mom 

Yeet your mom means that you yeet your mom out of the window if shes annoying.
Yeet your mom
Mom: Are you done with your homework?
me: No! I´m playing minecraft!
Mom: Make your homework now!
Me: You are annoying......
*me yeet my mom through the window
Yeet your mom by Bwoib October 25, 2019