A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
by SuckingGlizzies February 11, 2022
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A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
by SpookyGhosteroni May 19, 2017
by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017
A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
by TheMoocowbrother April 09, 2021
An enterprise operated under the guise of scientific research, or some other unassailable cause like “saving the earth”, which could not otherwise be justified. The term is applicable to a wide range of activities not limited to whaling that are typically subsidized and which obtain a product through obsolete, redundant, or ineffective methods.
Germany's energy policy has become a sort of whaling expedition. Who would have thought that saving the earth could be so expensive?
by Stimpleton J Cat March 02, 2013
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024