Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Pulling An Uncle Betty

Buying an item without a specified price

Dan: “ How Much Did That Cody? “
Cody: “ I Started Pulling An Uncle Betty, So I Have No Idea”

by LittleBleep February 15, 2020

creepy uncle vibe

That sense you have when a guy both looks and behaves like a slimeball who could be your creepy uncle who once couldn’t stop smelling or touching your hair or making endless comments about your “figure.”

Yeah, he’s definitely got that creepy uncle vibe; I’m not sure if it’s the greased-back remaining hair or the furtive glances, but taken as a whole, it’s something I most certainly want to avoid!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

bob's your uncle

uh i guess bob is your uncle or something

"Bob's your uncle mate!"
What the fuck?

by Bob (your uncle) January 6, 2022

Uncle Al Sober

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.

Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.

by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

Best Uncle On Planet

Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.

~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.

"Best Uncle On Planet or Best Uncle On Planet?"
"Ohh, totally Best Uncle On Planet."

by Future Ex-Waifu February 21, 2012