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Kick Your Wife Day

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
by coronaverus May 7, 2020
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egg wife

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf
by saf -.- December 27, 2020
mugGet the egg wifemug.

jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)
person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD
by xed7even April 4, 2021
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man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
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wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.
Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.
by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022
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SNOW WIFE

SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.
Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"
by JadeThirlwallQueen July 3, 2024
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2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...
My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.
by Iowa boy June 25, 2025
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