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peanut butter and jelly

when you just got done eating peanut butter fudge and eat out a girl while she’s on her period
“Dude, I just got the best peanut butter and jelly from Austin down the hall.”
by LilGuy0468 May 27, 2025
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peanut butther

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.
Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.
by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
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cheesy peanut

Cheesy peanut is a peanut who is very 'cheesy'.
A peanut made of cheese.

cheesy peanut is also known as deez nuts as
cheesy peanut→cheesy nut→cheese nuts→cheez nuts→deez nuts.

You can call your friend as a cheesy peanut to annoy them
by bleudawgwoof January 30, 2022
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mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!
mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)
by helloelijahajdhsh March 6, 2024
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