anyone who so called publishes nonsense on this website just because it says "author" on their account for this site. They act as if they're actually publishing something while no one wants to read their stupid shit, like sick sex acts such as Alabama hot pocket and Golden Gate bridge. SO WHAT. No one wants to read your sick fantasies.
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
Get the fake authormug. Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?
Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
by repeat December 14, 2007
Get the fake takemug. 1)An asian person who is brought up in Western culture at birth and has no root connections with his/her cultural language, attire, and dislikes oriental foods.
2) An asian person who lacks intellectual skills in math and sciences (and other skills) compared to the average asian.
3) A person who is of asian background but his/her appearances changes from time to time and/or can be manipulated by wearing African American/ Gino/Gina Italia clothing confusing others.
4) Usually an asian person found hanging around with people or places of other cultures than an asian group of "fobs" listening and speaking in asian language(s) i.e. Cantonese.
5) A person who is only partly asian.
2) An asian person who lacks intellectual skills in math and sciences (and other skills) compared to the average asian.
3) A person who is of asian background but his/her appearances changes from time to time and/or can be manipulated by wearing African American/ Gino/Gina Italia clothing confusing others.
4) Usually an asian person found hanging around with people or places of other cultures than an asian group of "fobs" listening and speaking in asian language(s) i.e. Cantonese.
5) A person who is only partly asian.
Examples:
1) person A: Yo that asian girl's soo white washed.
person B: I know man...she doesn't even have that Chinese-English accent..plus she's never brought rice for lunch...in fact i doubt she eats rice at all...
2) Gram: Yo Tom how do I calculate the moles of barium sulfate?
Tom: man, that's the WORST question you could ask me.
Mark: OH menng...don't ask him that, its got math and chem in it...he's such a fake asian, you need like Steve Lee to do that.
Tom: w/e man, I'm more asian than you'll ever will be.
Mark: oh.
3) Ben: Yo check out that asian!
Mike: I dunno man, she looks half aise...maybe her dad's Italian or something...plus she's wearing all that Puma.
4) Tian: Yo Huan let's go to Pmall today at the arcade for some DDR.
Huan: nah man, sry..Pmall's not my style...I'm gonna go ill with the others, prolly goin to EC downtown. Plus I like In The Groove better.
5) Hi, my name is Ryushi LaPointe.
1) person A: Yo that asian girl's soo white washed.
person B: I know man...she doesn't even have that Chinese-English accent..plus she's never brought rice for lunch...in fact i doubt she eats rice at all...
2) Gram: Yo Tom how do I calculate the moles of barium sulfate?
Tom: man, that's the WORST question you could ask me.
Mark: OH menng...don't ask him that, its got math and chem in it...he's such a fake asian, you need like Steve Lee to do that.
Tom: w/e man, I'm more asian than you'll ever will be.
Mark: oh.
3) Ben: Yo check out that asian!
Mike: I dunno man, she looks half aise...maybe her dad's Italian or something...plus she's wearing all that Puma.
4) Tian: Yo Huan let's go to Pmall today at the arcade for some DDR.
Huan: nah man, sry..Pmall's not my style...I'm gonna go ill with the others, prolly goin to EC downtown. Plus I like In The Groove better.
5) Hi, my name is Ryushi LaPointe.
by Motta December 14, 2008
Get the fake asianmug. A person who is ignorant of traditional "nerdy" things, and is ignorant of their own ignorance. Give these people a break! Instead of being mean about it, inform them about these things! Ignorance is not the same thing as stupidity, so don't beat these poor people up for it. It just gives you an chance to talk more about your "nerdy" interests and encourage them to learn more.
A: She's such a fake nerd!
B: Shut up! She's a nice person. She provably doesn't even know she's a "fake nerd"
B: Shut up! She's a nice person. She provably doesn't even know she's a "fake nerd"
by SGE4LIFE May 5, 2018
Get the Fake Nerdmug. To fake punch someone is to appear as though you are striking them, but not actually connecting. The recipient of the fake punch acts dramaticaly as though they were really punched. The intention of the fake punch is to draw attention to ones selves.
Jamie fake-punched Chris and he fell to the ground thus drawing much attention.
I am going to fake punch Chris in the pub.
I am going to fake punch Chris in the pub.
by Jamie jamie jamie December 9, 2007
Get the fake punchmug. by hehebuegejwhe August 16, 2021
Get the fake bodymug. When two people agree to say they are dating, to avoid being targeted by thotties Jerks and/or Bollins
by Bigboobedprobz March 2, 2014
Get the fake datemug.