tech

A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.

- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front

"TECH! TECH!"

*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."

by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025

Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

Techbro

Pejorative term for someone that is computer literate

Art majors working at Starbucks express their moral superiority by calling anyone successful in technology a techbro

by roger_dodger January 23, 2025

Tech Baddie

A Tech Baddie is a fierce, brave, innovative, and confident woman in tech who has forged their own path. They've moved beyond playing it safe, embracing risks, and discovering their inner power. They're unapologetically themselves, focused on achieving their goals, and inspiring others. A Tech Baddie isn't about partying, but about creating impact and maybe a few killer codes along the way, because they aren’t just a part of tech, they are evolving it.

Brooke, the tech baddie, fuels innovation by hosting engaging podcasts featuring industry experts and rising talent, sparking conversations that ignite further creativity.

Yo, she a tech baddie…

by thebiblicallyhotmom February 11, 2025

techcel

A technologically-inclined incel, generally synonymous with "tech bro"

I'd call him a techcel but he lacks the IT education.

by themackv February 18, 2025

Tachybating

When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit

Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating

by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025