I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.

My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Goon

A "Goon" is a crazy ass motorcycle rider who just wants to have fun and ride and is probably adrenaline junky and hits huge ass jumps.

" Bro did you just see him hit that tripple? That dudes a fucking Goon."

by YZ_Kid. February 25, 2018

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.

Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!

by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025

Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.

Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.

by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025