Shockey

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005

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Cock Shock

When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.

Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!

by Mrbridge December 18, 2013

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shell shock

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

by Zeeky Baby February 25, 2008

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Spocker

see shocker. Kinda' like the shocker but 2 in da pink and 2 in da stink.

Live Long and Spocker.

by Curtlow April 27, 2003

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Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.

Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....

by LEX SR July 24, 2008

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