Splissified

a perfectly classifiedly rolled spliff from the hands of a rolling god, aka manic aka the rolling god aka me…

Ex:
Ricky- Hey allen, look how splissified my spliff is
Allen-“alright let’s jus hope it pulls”

20min later
allen-“ dis shi splissified asf”
Ricky- hell yea dude!

by Staywokehoe June 6, 2023

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

spits

to receive oral sex

yo she gave me the greatest spits last night

by livelaughlove69420 June 20, 2023

Splitteglate

Headphone cord spiguette

I love chewing on splitteglate

by I like chewing on headphones July 19, 2023

Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.

“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”

by FB Bingz September 3, 2023

split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.

THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!

by ya know? October 7, 2023