by 333rd October 22, 2023
Get the Shock junkie mug.a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air
yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"
by vandurgle January 21, 2024
Get the Shocket mug.When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
Get the Shock the monkey mug.an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Shocked Cock mug.1- The sudden and delightful realization that One is now into Chocolate. That's literal and/or figurative Chocolate ;-)
2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".
2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".
1- I knew I liked Tanya but now I think I'm in love. I know... I'm shockolated!!
2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.
2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.
by Dothething! December 8, 2023
Get the shockolate mug.A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
by guy that yes February 18, 2024
Get the Shocking Chewing Gum mug.