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nutt-sacked

getting fired for stating the facts

(Oct 30, 2009: The UK government's top drugs adviser Prof David Nutt, of England's Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) was sacked (fired) because he stated that cannabis is "less harmful than alcohol or nicotine", after the drug had been upgraded to the more toughly prosecuted Class B from Class C, against scientific evidence.)
Reddit.com headline: "UK Government Drugs Adviser Resigns After Nutt Sacked" (nutt-sacked)
by Slangard November 1, 2009
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Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.
During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"
by Mr. North April 18, 2009
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smurf stacker

The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.

It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.

Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.

note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"

"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007
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stacked

cheating by arranging the way a game is played to give one side an unfair advantage
stacked deck of cards in poker or a stacked online multiplayer video game
by B Beene May 10, 2006
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10 sack

Yo, I just got a 10 sack of some dank ass Sour D!!
by 420happygolucky April 25, 2012
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sack attack

To whip out one's testicle(s) and accompanying scrotum in an unsavoury manner in front of unsuspecting victims. Often done in public places, coupled with the shouting of "my bwain".
I got sack attacked by Matt in the pub last night.
by Rio Merkmeister September 1, 2008
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stackhat

An overly cool 1980's-1990's helmet made by Rosebank in Australia. Popular colours included fluoro yellow and green, white, and dusty pink. Parents were known to draw eyes on the back of the helmet to ward off the deadly 'magpie dive'.
Child is going for a bike ride.
Mother: "Don't forget your stackhat!"
by donkeyman01 September 26, 2008
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