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sock to the jock

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.
That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!
by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009
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Spooky Sock

an old, dirty sock filled with a combination of dust, egg yolk, tp, and flour/sugar. (usually as a practical joke)
Nick: Yo when Jason slept over he was talking in his sleep.

Owen: Ya?

Nick: So what i did was got a spooky sock, and beat the shit out of him with it...

Owen: Awww, Siiiick... Was there yolk every where?

Nick: Ya, and he like started crying... my mom came down so he had to leave..

Owen: lol
by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010
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PP sock

The PP sock is comfy and warm spot to let your pp hang. Usually you have small pp because of the cold but thanks to PP sock you now have normal pp. But watch out for the poop sock, the poop sock is not comfy and warm.(the poop sock that mommy didn’t find)
“PP sock helped me though my marriage
by Mr.Poopsock December 28, 2020
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cum sock

A sock that has cum in it. Preferably not the cum from the person who wears that sock.
"Dude what the fuck!? There's a cum sock by your bed!"
by iamplaaanet April 22, 2019
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Sock thot

The one schoolgirl who can't get out of peoples feet. She has a foot fetish and will not stop licking your toes and until she gets to go on her knees and slide on something else, known as your penis.
Bro, fucking Lucia is such a sock thot, she kept on going for my feet and then sucked my dick!
by Samuelthehoe February 11, 2020
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Poop Sock

Something you say when you're out of things to say
Examples:
"Hey, mom, does your poop sock ever just poop without your permission because poop sock"

Friend: "Yo, Why are you gay?"
Other Friend: "Poop Sock"
by Some Random Minnesota Hick October 2, 2020
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Camel Sock

tights, leggings, jeggings, or any other type of crotch hugging tight pants that accentuate the "cam toe" / pelvic area. usually worn with ugg boots and a college sweatshirt.
Did you see that hot camel sock she was wearing?
by vsumi January 6, 2012
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