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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

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Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Dirty Shopping

When he pulls his cock out her ass covered in shit and goes into her pussy.
She drank sooo much of that homemade wine he went dirty shopping all night long!
by VinoDaddy April 16, 2022
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Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
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spank daddy shop

your online shopping for Spank Daddy merchandise and SpankDaddy approved fetish tools. Flogger, paddle, restraints, crops, spank, daddy, spanking. Check out the one stop shopping experience for sex toys
lets go to spank daddy shop and order a 200 fall flogger made with real leather and lots of other toys. www.spankdaddyshop.com
by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024
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Hun shop

A Glasgow Rangers football club pub
A pub anywhere in the world, but most probably in Glasgow, Scotland, where everyone is a Rangers FC supporter (probably bigoted supporters of the British union, but not necessarily).
“Let’s go to the Toby Jug, it’s only £1.99 a pint!”
Fuck that, it’s a hun shop.”
by Roddy McTawdry May 25, 2022
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window shopping

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020
by idegart studios June 2, 2020
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electric shop

Electric shop is otherwise known as the unhappy street lingo for toilet
I'm going to 'lay some cable' at the electric shop
by Sparky the Electrician June 17, 2016
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