A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019
The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.
by Dragon Hunter 76 July 15, 2022
River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.
by Everyonesdad December 2, 2022
River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.
by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022
One of the most awesome people you will meet. She is always down to party and is a total hottie. She may seem all hot and a real tomboy, but she can have more than one mood. She may be the hottest and feistiest chick you know, but she will stick with you and comfort you during the hard times. She is a friend that you will never forget.
by Cereal-Killer13 September 27, 2020
legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.
by ricketrocket October 26, 2022