poon

When something is so funny that you can't talk.

Hahahahahahaha!Dude, dude, tha-that was poon.

by Kyle112294 November 18, 2006

poon daddy

one who is a poon, usually a small kid with a mole.

Ross, you are a poondaddy

by Nick April 11, 2005

poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

by drew March 9, 2004

poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.

Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.

by Jay Money October 19, 2006

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

poon

how a mentally retarded human being would spell the word pune. pune meaning wet sopping vagina. poon meaning what the fuck?

he man you see that girls poon? what the fuck is a poon? OH YOU MEAN PUNE!

by taucan December 26, 2011

one sec poon

Vagina that will make you cum quick; really good pussy. Very tight and wet.

I got that one sec poon last night!

by SxYsPaZz January 30, 2017