puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused

“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”

by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024

Piddler

A pedophile who diddles youth; usually a pastor.

Redneck Rabbi is a dirty piddler for touching those young boys! You need my woodchipper?

by Randy01999 May 3, 2024

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Puddle Party

An un inventive cam girls attempt at being relevant by glorifying her std infected piss puddles. Usually used by the sluttiest of cam girls. When your preferred e-slut starts using this term you are very likely to get lucky! And itchy. .

Did you go to chloes puddle party last week??
Yes, it still burns when I pee!!

by Omandadude June 17, 2024

puddlefied

when you wake up in a puddle of your own drool while taking a nap or falling asleep

person 1: "how'd you sleep"
person 2: "i was puddlefied"

by anonymous December 2, 2024