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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)
"Don't beaver block me!"
by The original beaver April 18, 2016
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Block Vision

A term used for showing alert and having awareness. When you are posted on the block (Block as in Life itself), you watch everything and never get caught lacking.
How did you let her cheat on you?

You don't have any Block Vision!

Where Is Your Block Vison? You Scared?
by Jimmyflame April 18, 2016
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Wok Block

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.
We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.
by Katax July 21, 2016
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Block Banger

Someone who talks shit in person while in their own safety.
John talked shit to bob while he was in the car driving away or johnny was talking shit to billy while he was few feet away and running away at the same time. These types of people are known as Block Bangers
by wjd.ssg February 15, 2018
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Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.
I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.
by Youhate30 January 4, 2020
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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