Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity

Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them

by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023

Michael M.

Michael M is a very hot and social guy. He has many friends and people love to be around him. Michael M is one of the popular guys a jock but he isn’t full of himself like some of them are. He is usually on the football team and would date a cheerleader. All the girls love to be around him and even if they don’t show it every girl is secretly in love with him. Don’t miss your chance with him, he is a great guy all around and any person would be lucky to have him in their life.

“Omg look it’s Michael M, lets go talk to him”

“Look, Look, Look, It’s Michael M. He is so hot”

by GD.2.3.4.5.6 November 3, 2017

Michael archer

means that you're attracted to people of all genders. This includes people who don't identify with any gender or is a form of sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects

A mickey jeest is when Michael archer has drank one can

by The Irish bakkis Botha November 23, 2020

Michael Bush

A kind caring person, but also a chronic masturbator and rapist

Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*

by PenisErecto June 6, 2018

julia michaels

A very sweet, honest and loving person. Got famous for her hit single issues and is also known to be a songwriter for many artists like Selena Gomez, Shawn Mendes or Hailee Steinfeld. She is very close to her fanbase whose members are known as gems and deserves the best things in this world.

Lisa: "The Inner Monologue Tour was truly special. I loved it."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."

by _muffN December 20, 2019

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012