Malingerer

Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.

Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.

by iamnotaculler June 26, 2025

Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?

Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Making coffee

When 2 women are scissoring and their beans are rubbing together

I walked in on Jordan and Kylie making coffee last night.

by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Making a splash

When your boy makes a splash

What would you do if you started making a splash?
If I started making a splash? Shi... I'd ride the wave!

by hadicya September 5, 2025

Meating

When two people meet up with the clear plan or desire to have sex, especially in a very physical or passionate way.

They’ve been texting for days — tonight they’re finally meating.

by Crashy9 November 11, 2025

Making titscuits

When a cat kneads your boobs with their paws. Feels especially amazing when their claws are still intact, like tiny little knives piecing your tit over and over again.

"Owwww!"

"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."

by SaltH20Soul November 23, 2025