Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?
by kainalukai July 20, 2011
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Magical Poll Land

A: Hey, I'm bored.
B: Let's head to Magical Poll Land!
B: Yeah!
by Shakim B. January 02, 2009
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Magic Awesome Sauce

Julius is the bee's knee's. The Cat's Meow. He is full of Magic Awesome Sauce like the jhagphin.
by THE_NICKSTER February 24, 2015
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puff the magic dragon

A song by the vocal group Peter, Paul, and Mary from the 1960s. Widely believed to be about smoking marijuana, sources claim it was really just meant to be a song about a magic dragon.
Either way, it became imprinted in the minds of many little kids sitting around campfires.
Ex. "I was in the mall and I heard this little kid singing "Puff the Magic Dragon" over and over again... man was it annoying!"
by andriod5 July 31, 2005
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magical negro

The welterweight champion. Better than the Juggernaut. Master of all things Serious Fucking Business.™ There's one for every generation.
by The Magical Negro October 20, 2006
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riding the magic bus

To be completely under the effects of any strong hallucinogenic drug, such as LSD(i.e. acid) or mushrooms. When you are riding the magic bus, you are so tripping out, that you are able to hallucinate beautiful women in place of what in reality, are women who are tore up or broke down.
When Nick D was relaxing on his bed during an acid trip, he suddenly found himself actually getting laid by a very hot voluptuous bitch who just busted into his room. But unfortuantely, Nick D was so riding the magic bus, as he did not realize he was actually bumping uglies with an ugly, wrecked, hoodrat hoochie mama cheese hog skank!





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 20, 2004
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magical fag powers

The powers posessed by most gay men that allow them to: remain perpetually stylish in appearance; keep a beautifully decorated home; know just the right drink for the occasion; etc.
The Queer Eye fab five have amazing magical fag powers.
by discordian December 22, 2003
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