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joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.
Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...
joke mountain by smokeywizard October 24, 2016
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Rocky Mountain Worm Log 

When having intercourse anally with another individual that is riddled with pinworms and as a result the giving party pulls out with some excrement and pin worm on their penis.
I finally nailed Samantha after she got off from work and noticed I had a Rocky Mountain Worm Log after I started giving it to her in the ass.

Michigan mountain climber 

During a gangbang, the woman will be at the bottom of the mountain with a man on top of her, while another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass... And so on
Sasha grey returned to the industry with a gangbang scene featuring a Michigan mountain climber and an Ohio fountain stream.

Muddy Mountain 

When two gay men have anal sex and the one being penetrated has diarrhea and shits everywhere while intercourse
"last night my grandpa had diarrhea so I suggested that we try to muddy Mountain"

Water Mountain 

The thing that blocks ships from view when they disappear on the ocean.
Bob-Joe sailed away from me, I lost sight of him when he went behind the water mountain.

Ghost Mountain 

hundred million graves on top ghost mountain
Ghost Mountain by 江泽民 March 14, 2023

The Rocky Mountain Slam 

A sexual act that begins with the female lying on the floor, naked with her legs spread facing the bed. The man, who is naked as well, stands on the bed. When both partners are ready, he jumps from the bed and slams his genitals against his partner's. This should cause instant, deep penetration. This move is dangerous and known to cause such injuries as ruptured testicals or ovaries and broken pelvises, so use it at your own risk.
Dude I tried the Rocky Mountain Slam on my gf and we both ended up in the hospital!