Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Charlie milf

hey charlie, i love you so much. i think i might have a crush on you 😈😈🍆💦✂️😉😉👬
-secret admirer

oh hey charlie milf, i have a crush on you

by DaddyGilf February 20, 2021

Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)

damn shawty a mf penis milf

by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021

slaggy milf

If you have a friend called sky

“Sky your such a slaggy milf!”

by milf hoover March 24, 2021

Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021

the_milf.enthusiast

the_milf.enthusiast is the best group account on tik tok and they’re both so hot and sexy!!!

the_milf.enthusiast makes the best tik tok content 😇

by the_milf.enthusiast June 3, 2021

Step-Milf

A very attractive woman who’s up for anything in the bedroom.

Wow, Alex is so lucky, he totally has a step-milf for a girlfriend.

by It’s actually not me July 2, 2021