by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019
by Alan??????? November 21, 2019
by John Parks March 17, 2005
Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.
It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020
The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 29, 2010
My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.
by poifull April 08, 2021
Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him
Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
by Mc.1506 February 25, 2021