Luke

Gets all the bitches and Mary can't say he doesn't.

"You seen Luke with all the bitches ?"
"Hell yea"

by Loooooke April 17, 2022

Luke Butler

a walking cretin of a man, totally loyal to the foil, loves nothing more that 'Chasing the Dragon' in a caravan, also comes with a 1990's British Boyband haircut.

Wee Tam - Awwww mate did you see that Traveller the other night, he was a junkie I think?

Mad Dave - Aye did ah mucker....he was a pure Luke Butler.

by Angry Haggis November 25, 2021

Luke

hes gay doodooo head

Girl:you know luke?
Girl2: yeah hes gay

by eliIsCOol January 15, 2020

Luke

Very kind and smart and is always there for you although they might be annoying sometimes you can’t hide they have a good sense of humor.
Tip for people who know a Luke DONT SAY “Luke I am your father” WE ARE TIRED OF IT WE GET YOUR SO FUNNY BUT LISTEN I HAVE HEARD THIS 27916 TIMES THIS MONTH.

(speaking from experience)

John:Luke I am your fa-
Luke: SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK A COMEDY GENUIS

by Thatguyfromlastweek February 28, 2022

Luke

never trust luke, hes most likely a bitch.

fuck you luke

by salineso May 12, 2021

luke

The most Un-athletic guy, Unfunny Guy and good at nothing.

Luke is good at nothing and can't bench 30

by luke michaud March 24, 2022

Luke

A really short person that’s annoying but sometimes funny

Hey Luke how tall are you?

by Lilliasmith65 November 20, 2019