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Luke Cartering 

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games
He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.
Luke Cartering by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

luke puke 

HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG
luke puke is so swag
luke puke by glizzyet December 20, 2020

Luke and Saige 

Luke and Saige are a beautiful couple with a high standard future. They will travel together, aswell build their dream home with the money they earned from the lottery. Saige will drive her dream jeep with Luke driving a GMC. they liked to make out behind their parents houses but would be found by a sister or perhaps brother. They had lots of nights out with their friends at the bar and usually sneak out every Friday for dinner at 10:30. They usually live In small towns. The beautiful Saige followed by the jolly Luke always brightens the relationship. They have 3 dogs and a inside miniature dog.
Girl: Is that Luke and Saige kissing behind the counter?
Boy: Yeah, I wish we had as much fun as them and their friends.
Luke and Saige by Mommyleopard123 January 4, 2021

Luke Pitchen 

A young man mostly tormented by his over sized forehead who experiences a painful case of le símp.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.
“Hey there isn’t that Luke Pitchen who is always simping
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”

Luke Corm (new) 

The revised definition of Luke corm. It is between Luke warm and look cold. It is synonymous with room temperature / neutral. (Another name: Luke corm room temperature- neutral).
Waiter “what temperature do you like your water?”
Me (always): “Luke corm (new), please. STAT.” I say, as I pull down my sunglasses, roll up my window, and drive away in my custom 300 S Aston Martin.
you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.
don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed
luke reed by mowglismama April 22, 2021