No Fag Left Behind Law

A law made by fags to recruit more fags, or to make established fags happy...it has benefits as well(for fags)...somewhat like how the Army uses thr GI Bill

Hey Jimmy, it looks like Mr. Harris watched a little too much MTv in his day, for the NFLB law has swept him away.
--no more belly aches and pains I say...the NFLB Law must go away

No Fag Left Behind Law by W.Yokum March 16, 2005

up up down down left right left right B A start 

Konami code

a line in the song anyone else but you by moldy peaches in JUNO

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up up down down left right left right B A start by ekuliast May 24, 2009

The Left

what to eat when the world goes to hell...(see nuclear winter, bleeding hearts, in-fighting....and also political confusion)

it was cold and food was gone....we had to eat the left, they were such easy targets what with the big signs protesting the 'war of 30 seconds,' as it came to be known, in which one ICBM caused 300 "defensive measure" warheads launch, ergo...mutually assured destruction caused all of us to go underground. We came out 30 years later and all that was left was the left...out on plains...with signs, as if that would change anything now. Thus, we ate them.

The Left by isochronal February 9, 2005

I left 

When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.

After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".

I left by 6Svart6Metallz6 March 30, 2010

Jeff to the Left 

"Jeff to the Left" is a poker card game similar to "screw your neighbor". Each player must start with 3 sets of poker chips - (usually valued at a dollar each). The dealer deals 1 card to all players face down and the player with the lowest hand (Ace-low, King-high) must pay 1 of their 3 sets of poker chips. The twist to the game is the person immediately to the left of the dealer starts the action by stating their card is good or they can trade this card to the person to their left and that person can trade to the person to his left and so on. A player with a King does not have to trade their card even if the person to his right demands it. If the card makes it's way to the dealer, the dealer may select the top card on the stack. If there is a tie for the lowest card, both players must throw in one chip each. If the dealer is eliminated, the player to his left becomes the new dealer. Last player remaining takes the pot.

My favorite poker card game is "Jeff to the Left".

Jeff to the Left by Defcon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

my dad left to get milk 

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

my dad left to get milk by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

Jersey Left 

The act of turning left when the light turns green in front of oncoming traffic, even though in no state in the US does anybody EVER have the right of way in this instance. AKA-another East Coast piss poor driving move.

Dude 1: "A jack-hole cut me off on the way to work this morning trying to pull a Jersey Left."

Dude 2: "Damn people can't drive for crap around here."

Jersey Left by Tio Willie March 27, 2011