James 

He will break your heart especially if his last name starts with an H and ends with an A and it has “hulk” in it and ends with “Ema”

Girl (me): “I like you so much and you never cared about me. Why couldn’t you just tell me when you found out?”
JAMES: “because I’m a donkey whole and no one likes you”.

James by _aaaaaavaiscool June 4, 2022

James 

Wears that one stinky jacket and usually smokes weed until he dies.

"That guy is such a James"

James by Hunger games L June 13, 2022

James 

He is very fine.He’s most likely tall and has sexy fingers.He often thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.Most likely he’s James the 3rd and last name starts with a R.James is a great person to be otp with while he sings candy rain

James suck

James by Idk2025 June 14, 2022

James 

!James may well be the most attractive man in existence

He has the imposing figure of a black bodybuilder and pulls so many more bitches than MM (Walter WHite)
This is backed up by the fact that he has spent more time fucking bitches than the your dad has spent getting the fucking milk
He is a self described sigma male and has many eye witness accounts stating he is the pinicle of the human race and has the perfect penis

Sexy Man 1 : James is so hot

Sexy Girl 1: wtf ur gay , but yeah i agree with you

Sexy Man 2 : I turned gay as soon as i saw him

Sexy Girl 2 : Word

James by Big DenZ June 20, 2022

James 

Is an outcast and sleeps outside on the front porch under a tarp and all he has is his blazer and pencil case and sandwiches his teachers got him from debating.

Bernard: "Ay James get out of my tarp"
*starts wrestling*

James: "No! This is my turf!"
Bernard: "No this is my tarp"

James by #Jameslivesdontmatter June 20, 2022

James 

A FAT ass bitch ass nigger

Yo u james

James by Sandra Garcia June 21, 2022

james 

the guy i like i hope he dosent see this but i really like him but i have mixed feelings ab him

avery:look its james

sam:ask him out

avery:but idk if i like hum

james by anonymous June 23, 2022