Internet that costs twice as much as regular speed, and yet you still have to wait an hour for those songs you want to finish downloading.
Even though we just had the house wired with wireless, high-speed internet, it is still taking an hour to download two songs.
by 2coo4skoo January 17, 2005
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Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---
..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......
Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*
..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......
Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*
by ZuumTec October 26, 2006
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Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.
by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006
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1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.
2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.
3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.
2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.
3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street
1.
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1
2.
david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2
3.
martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1
2.
david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2
3.
martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3
by Matowe March 4, 2009
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by janette wall July 1, 2003
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by Ted January 5, 2004
Get the internet mug.Someone who frequents chat rooms and blog spaces, (et al.) often and uses foul language, sexual references, brags about having sex--sex they already had, sex they're having or sex they're going to have.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
"YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS AN OLD INTERNET WHORE WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU--STUPID! I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SEX WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND AGAIN--3RD TIME TODAY AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE."
by SouthernRaven April 13, 2009
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