Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Gamer's butt

Another name for pilonidal cysts; a specific cyst located at the base of the spine in the small recess, dimple if you will. They are more common by 4 times in men than women, and most common in those with a sedentary lifestyle..

He was forced to play Halo on his stomach, his rear end fee from pressure, after his gamer's butt inflamed in 2004...

by violet spartan August 10, 2015

butt show

When a person is so inebriated that they may, volitionally or otherwise, reveal his or her hindquarters.

Man, she was so wasted she was a total butt show.

by Haulgh October 31, 2015

Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.

I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

meatloaf butt

It's when someone has massive cellulite on there butt. Like craters. You can see it through leggings or yoga pants.

Hey guys, look at that that chicks meatloaf butt.

I would never wear those leggings if I had meatloaf butt.

by candy shotglass May 8, 2017

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 26, 2020

butt worms

n. worms, normally nocturnal in nature, that enter and exit through the anus

Last night my butt worms peeked out to say hello.

by Allen Schmidt May 8, 2003