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Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.
When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.
by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021
mugGet the Black Forest Hammug.

Ham Kah Chan

Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt
Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell
by Sei sohai September 3, 2020
mugGet the Ham Kah Chanmug.

Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011
mugGet the Cap'n Cu-Hammug.

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts
by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015
mugGet the don't get the hammug.

Ham Ka Chan

Essentially means "may your whole family be bulldozed" or "may your whole family die".
You scratch my new Mercedes! Ham Ka Chan ah lei!
by PyroSonic June 30, 2023
mugGet the Ham Ka Chanmug.

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
mugGet the texas reboned hammug.

Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
mugGet the Ham Sandwich Clubmug.

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