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Friday

Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
by Jkiles12 April 13, 2011
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Frida-Kahlo'd

the act of getting impaled while riding a bus.
Damn, I heard Patrick got Frida-Kahlo'd. He has to wear a full body cast for a month.
by jumpman0023 October 15, 2011
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Blue Friday

The first friday of the school year. Celebrated by wearing blue.
Richard - "hey linds you ready for Blue Friday?"
Lindsey - "I've been waiting all week."
by Archibald Wayne Stevens October 10, 2008
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black friday

1. The craziest shopping day, and the highest store revenue day of the year.

2. The friday after Thanksgiving traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.
1. Hey, I almost got hung because I grabbed the last Xbox 360!

2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.
by Mall security July 20, 2008
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Black Friday

A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores
The police were called when a Black Friday sale cased riots between customers
by Fritos4Free December 30, 2008
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ass slap friday

Friday is the day where you are allowed to slap anyone's ass especially if they are wearing leggings, yoga pants, spandex, etc
On ass slap Friday he walked past 10 girls and slapped their ass
by The wizard696969 February 25, 2014
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Black Friday

The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.

Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.
Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."

Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."

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by JustAskTheChaseMan November 24, 2010
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