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Douche Bag

by Greg April 13, 2004
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bag of douche

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.
by The Aud Man April 26, 2006
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Petri Douche

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
by ameribrit January 10, 2011
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douche head

Someone who's head looks like a douche.
Can also be someone who has an incredibly ugly face or head.
Sythe says:
fuck
Sythe says:
now i have to define splork
Sythe says:
NOOOO
Alexander Mickhail says:
:P
Sythe says:
some douche head has defined it for me
by sythe February 12, 2005
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Douche Rag

A female version of a “Douche Bag
Douche Rag, one who, interacts with, congregates with, hangs with, keeps in company with, has sleazy intimate relations with, act like, dresses like, drink with, hair gels with, a Douche Bag.
A 'Douche Rag' likes to chew gum, smoke cigs and wear giant loopy earring’s all at the same time… Lots of perfume and lipstick with f#ck me pumps and a mini. My best friend slept with my X. She’s hanging around the guy who took his shirt off at the party. She’s upstairs doing coke. Blames the alcohol for lude behavior. Likes Asian letter tattoos on Douche bags left arm not right. Two drinks and your baby sitting a very likely back ally blowjob.
by WilliamFuentes December 21, 2008
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douche

n. an insult used in the same manner as idiot or moron, but more specifically directed towards persons who have power over your judgement when you don't want them to.

v. the act of using a douche.
No, that is NOT the correct way to play guitar, you stupid douche. I don't care if you have been playing for five years. You've been doing it wrong the entire time.

Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.
by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005
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Douche Cake

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
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