tinder diving

most commonly referred to as dumpster diving on tinder

friend 1: hey lets go out to the bar and find some women to hook up with

friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.

by Grrlscout315 June 26, 2018

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you go inside a dumpster and look for trash that might be useful.

Liam:oi mate wanna go dumpster diving?
Oliver:dumpster what?
Liam:blud just get in a bin and search for shit.

by XxurbandictionairxX November 18, 2018

depression dating

Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.

I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.

by JayBlack November 25, 2018

Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water

my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).

"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'

by eyeRobot February 26, 2019

Pre-dating

The act of getting to know a person prior to dating them in a romantic way

You are the first girl I am pre-dating

by Rozanina March 15, 2019