Ron dong

A guy who is super homophobic and outspoken about gays to cover up being gay and still in the closet.

He is super ron dong tonight

by Husky boy 1969 April 15, 2023

Dong Banger

Synonymous with doppelgänger. In other words, a person that looks like someone else.

Pamela saw Austins Dong Banger working across the hall.

by Spanish Flame November 10, 2021

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!

Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?

by Dorkboy November 12, 2021

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021