crumdump

The act of trying to give somebody pinkeye by farting on their face, but instead having a bowel movement on their face.

She crumdumped all over my face last week.

by Gondecki May 6, 2011

pooh crumbs

the residue on the butt rim a couple hours after taking a shit

last night lu spread his shit and everyone saw his gnarly pooh crumbs

by reese withersoon February 9, 2008

love crumb muffin

this is another word for a blunt(a hollowed out cigar used to smoke marijuana out of)

Hey Jeffrey, do you want to come to dairy queen with me and we can smoke a love crumb muffin on the way.

it can also be used as a verb: Hey Danielle, do you want to go love crumb muffin

by michael openhiemer May 29, 2008

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Lumptious Booty Crumb

When you a girl (or man) out so hard her ass cheeks fall out

Girl : My Lumptious booty crumb is gonna fall out!
Kyle : ok

by lumptiousballs July 16, 2021

crump

a crump is when you have a bubbly fart.
makes steffy start her period late!

i crump in aimees bed.

by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008