CUNT SANDWICH

The living embodiment of a cunt. A female regardless of age who continues to show lack of remorse for outlandish behavior or terrible attitude. Sexual acts in a dishonest way towards a boyfriend or significant other also play into the equation.

Cunt sandwich:blah blah! Fuck u that’s why I cheated on you u ugly fuck
Baffled individual:wow your being a real cunt sandwich. Smh

by Tits on a Rug December 18, 2017

cunt-act

An act that is not only cunt-like, but somehow, ineffably goes against all the principles of mateship that we currently abide by. It implies a selfish inconsideration of others, and perhaps.... yes, an active ill-will in some cases. When uttered, "cunt-act" (or "cunts-act") is often accompanied by a mournful shake of the head.

Yo, trAse, taking the last beer was a fucking cunt-act and you know it :grr:

by becy December 27, 2004

Cheating Cunt

A slimeball that cheats at football.

Thierry Henry is a cheating cunt

by DerangedAngel November 20, 2009

cunt-fetti

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. Usually found on the base of the penis after sexual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.

The sex was great, but the cunt-fetti was all over!

by Taco17 July 31, 2007

cunt mullet

a term for an unkempt female pubis, what happens when a lady doesn't shave her bush

Heather had a giant mane of red hair on her head, but I wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes. One day I was drilling her and as she took off her panties I was glad to see a beautiful orange cunt mullet.

by Tavarez Suarez January 13, 2009

Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 16, 2020

cunt plunger

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.

Man he tore me up last night with his cunt plunger.

by sbutter September 4, 2008