Dogs breakfast 

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

Dogs breakfast by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Mexican Breakfast 

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

Mexican Breakfast by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Cuban breakfast 

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.

I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!

Cuban breakfast by arylius November 29, 2020

arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.

We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!

arizona breakfast by anonymous December 16, 2020

Canadian Breakfast 

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

Canadian Breakfast by bexface January 27, 2021

Jacks Breakfast 

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

Jacks Breakfast by Jack=bad April 20, 2021

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

English breakfast by Nick Off April 22, 2021