Lady Boner

The act of a women's "erection" becoming wet in the vaginal area due to a hot mans presence.

Dude, he is so hot! I just got a lady boner. Boner

by Mastersofsex June 10, 2014

boner coma

The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

by O Ski September 7, 2007

boner thirst

When an individual, most likely of the female gender, loves having the cock in their throat. In other words, they love giving dome.

Joe: Man I need some dome!
John: Just get that slu Tracy to do it, she always needs to quench her boner thirst.

by Wesley Sneijder October 27, 2010

my boner

see my cock

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Boner Jousting

when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification

pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

by hootn July 22, 2008

Boner City

1. A feeling so great that it is like having multiple erections at the same time.

2. A synonym for sausagefest.

3. A synonym for awesome.

Examples:

1. That BJ was sick, it was fucking Boner City last night.

2. There's no girls at this party, it's fucking Bone City in here.

3. Damn those bitches are hot, fucking Boner City

by Billcheese1 January 31, 2010

boner poke

When a guy gets a boner then pokes a random person (hopefully a chick) with it

"Hey did you hear about Allen?"
"No, why?"
"He's going to boner poke Elizabeth!"

by Emily Gail December 5, 2007