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ass beaver

A very hair ass. A ass that is so hairy it looks like a beaver. Loved by some gay men, but others prefer a nice bald tavern for thier fancies.

Sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a twat in general...
"Duuuuuude! I fancy sticking my cock in ure sweaty ass beaver tonight!!"

"Lee! U big, sweaty, farting ass beaver!"
by DiamondSerpant March 20, 2007
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beaver tail

a big gigantic flat sugary donut

with different toppings such as chocolate, whipped cream, or caramel....yum~
my favorite beaver tail is banana chocolate
by just desserts March 21, 2010
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beaver

Some one who is currently attending, or is a graduate student of Oregon State University (OSU). Whose mascot is the beaver. GO BEAVERS!!!
Did you catch the game yesterday the beavers kicked ass!
by Jordanlevy June 16, 2006
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beaverdam

aka tampon, maxipad 1. anything used to stop menstral flow, and or the COCK
man i stuck my hands down her pants, but when i felt that beaverdam i knew i wasn't gettin' laid.
by prickster January 20, 2007
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The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011
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Beaner

Oh my Beaner dog your so cute. BEANER DOG STOP LICKING MY ARM.
by Yaranaika17 September 4, 2017
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A beaver attempt

A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.
How did your date go?
ANSWER: I almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!
by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007
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