explosive jizz

An ejaculation so glorious that when it occurs both of your testicles will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb

guy 1*"dude, what happened to your crotch?"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"

by cannon_penis123 January 14, 2015

flab jizz

after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.

"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"

"I jacked off last night..."

"It must be flab jizz!"

by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009

Jizz Locker

1. An offensive term to a girl who takes alot of jizz
2. A locker filled with jizz

1. That bitch is such a jizz locker
2. Ha number 212 is now a jizz locker

by BAM!123 July 02, 2010

midget jizz

When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls

She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz

by TwoRug February 18, 2018

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003

Whizzin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

by Merryweather March 30, 2006

twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 06, 2011